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It is made for healthcare workers and first responders who understand that sometimes the emergency room feels more like a dating app.\n\nThe artwork features skeleton first responders with the sayings “Triage Tinder,” “Checking Pulses and Possibilities,” and “Swipe Right for Shift Bait.”\n\nWHY YOU’LL LOVE IT\n\n• Original First Due Goods first-responder design\n• Professionally applied full-color DTF print\n• Soft Gildan Softstyle unisex shirt\n• Comfortable modern classic fit\n• Great conversation starter for off-duty wear\n• Funny gift for nurses, firefighters, EMTs, paramedics, dispatchers, and police officers\n• Designed and printed by a veteran-owned Connecticut small business\n\nSHIRT DETAILS\n\nGildan Softstyle shirts are made with soft ring-spun cotton or cotton blends, depending on the selected color. The unisex cut provides a comfortable everyday fit.\n\nFIT AND SIZING\n\n• Unisex sizing\n• Order your normal size for a relaxed fit\n• Size down for a more fitted appearance\n• Size up for an oversized look\n• Please review the included size chart before ordering\n• For the best fit, compare the chart with a shirt you already own\n\nCARE INSTRUCTIONS\n\n• Turn inside out before washing\n• Machine wash cold with like colors\n• Use mild detergent\n• Tumble dry on low or hang dry\n• Do not bleach\n• Do not iron directly over the design\n• Do not dry clean\n\nPLEASE NOTE\n\nColors can vary slightly between screens and the finished product. Design placement and size may vary slightly depending on the selected shirt size. Props and accessories shown in photographs are not included.\n\nEvery shirt is made to order. 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