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It is blunt, sarcastic, and designed for crews who still believe the job should be done right.\n\nSHIRT DETAILS\nUnisex adult fit\nSoft cotton or cotton-blend shirt\nProfessionally DTF printed\nDesigned and printed by First Due Goods LLC\nMade to order\nAvailable in multiple shirt colors and sizes\n\nCARE INSTRUCTIONS\nTurn the shirt inside out before washing\nMachine wash cold\nUse mild detergent\nDo not use bleach\nTumble dry low or hang dry\nDo not dry clean\nDo not iron directly over the printed design\n\nPRODUCTION AND SHIPPING\nEach shirt is printed to order.\nPlease allow approximately 1-3 business days for production before shipment. Orders are shipped with tracking.\n\nDESIGN INFORMATION\nThis is an original First Due Goods LLC concept created for firefighter humor and apparel. AI-assisted tools were used during the artwork-development process. 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