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YOU DON’T GET A TROPHY FOR BEING USELESS.
Built for firefighters who believe participation is not the same thing as performance.
This original First Due Goods LLC shirt features a skeleton firefighter holding an oversized participation trophy with the kind of enthusiasm normally reserved for mandatory training and committee meetings. It is blunt, sarcastic, and designed for crews who still believe the job should be done right.
SHIRT DETAILS
Unisex adult fit
Soft cotton or cotton-blend shirt
Professionally DTF printed
Designed and printed by First Due Goods LLC
Made to order
Available in multiple shirt colors and sizes
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Turn the shirt inside out before washing
Machine wash cold
Use mild detergent
Do not use bleach
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not dry clean
Do not iron directly over the printed design
PRODUCTION AND SHIPPING
Each shirt is printed to order.
Please allow approximately 1-3 business days for production before shipment. Orders are shipped with tracking.
DESIGN INFORMATION
This is an original First Due Goods LLC concept created for firefighter humor and apparel. AI-assisted tools were used during the artwork-development process. The finished product is prepared and printed in-house by First Due Goods LLC.
This design is not affiliated with or endorsed by any specific fire department, municipality, union, apparatus manufacturer, or government agency.
RETURNS AND EXCHANGES
Because each shirt is made to order, please confirm the selected shirt size, color, and quantity before purchasing.
Contact First Due Goods LLC promptly if the shirt arrives damaged, defective, or incorrectly printed so the issue can be addressed.
You Don’t Get a Trophy Firefighter Skeleton Shirt
$22.99